a new device

I’ve put in patent papers for a new
device that measures feeling in the hu–

–man heart. In fact you’re holding it right now.
Give it to someone, tell them to look down

and read it: You are beautiful. You look
good in those clothes. You’ve got great taste in books.

I think you’re nice and like to spend my time
with you.
 So. Did they straighten up and smile

a little, secretly, all to themselves?
By that one indication you can tell

they have a heart & soul & sense of humor.
Don’t worry if they didn’t, though: there’s error.

It’s more accurate than you would think,
but I am still working out some kinks…

29 March 2023 poem